Hello hello, good evening, welcome. My name is Tobenna Eze and this is Nobody Told Lagos, the show where I say the thing everybody in this city is already thinking. Today we are dealing with a serious matter. The aunty interrogation. You arrive at a wedding, you have not even found a chair, and somebody's aunty appears from the side like a referee and asks, so when is your own? When is my own what, ma? My own suffering? We are going to break down the full protocol tonight, from the opening handshake to the moment she brings out her phone to show you a photo of somebody's daughter in Canada. I also have three voice notes from listeners who survived Christmas, and one who did not. Settle down, charge your phone while there is light. You are listening on Witspeak Podcasts!