Good evening, good evening, my people. It is Tobenna Eze, this is Nobody Told Lagos, and tonight we are talking about money. Not having money, that is a different show. Tonight is about the app. The bank app. I have a theory and I am going to prove it live. The app checks your balance before it loads. If you have money, it opens. If you are broke, it shows you that small circle, the circle of shame, spinning like it is thinking about your life choices. I am going to attempt a transfer of two thousand naira right now while you listen, and we will see together whether it lands before Sunday. Then we talk about the POS woman in front of the pharmacy who has become the central bank of my street. Stay with me. You are listening on Witspeak Podcasts!