Good evening and welcome to Points Mean Nothing, the panel show where the points mean nothing and the title is a legal disclaimer. I am Callum Fraser and we are in a pub basement in Glasgow with an audience of thirty people and one dog. On my left, Jen Doyle and Ravi Chandra. On my right, Lisa Mackay and Tom Beale. The teams have been chosen by me, randomly, in the sense that I did it. Tonight we misread the headlines, we fail to identify a noise, Tom becomes an expert on roundabouts for three minutes, and in the Rant Round Lisa has sixty seconds on the number 44 bus, which she claims has never actually arrived. Scores will be announced inaccurately at the end. Fingers on buzzers. You are listening on Witspeak Podcasts!