Jambo, my friends, Baraka here, and this is The Tortoise Had a Plan. Today the tortoise is resting, because this story belongs to Hare and Hyena. It comes from Kisumu, from my own grandmother, who told it to me on the floor of her kitchen with a cup of sweet tea. There is a baobab tree. Inside the baobab there is honey, more honey than you have ever seen, dripping down the bark like golden rain. Hare has found it. The problem is that Hyena has found Hare, and Hyena is hungry. So Hare makes him an offer. Wait here, says Hare, and I will lower the honey down to you. Hmm. Do you trust Hare? I did not either. Get comfortable, listen for the rain stick, and let us see who ends up sticky. You are listening on Witspeak Podcasts, where the animals do the talking.