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Fish in the Office Microwave at 11am
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Fish in the Office Microwave at 11am
A listener in Cyberjaya wrote in about a colleague who heats ikan masak lemak at eleven in the morning, every day, and smiles while doing it. Farhan has questions, and then a confession.
- Why 11am is the most aggressive possible time to microwave fish
- The secret office group chat formed to discuss him, now 23 members
- Tapau Court: is nasi lemak breakfast only, or an all-day right, a couple is divided
- Farhan confesses to bringing durian into a lift in Mont Kiara in 2021
- A listener's strategy for stealing the office microwave slot at 11:55
Next week Farhan goes to a wedding buffet and reports on the queue tactics.
Transcript
Hello hello, Farhan Ismail here, this is Extra Sambal, No Judgement, and today we are in an office in Cyberjaya, in spirit, because a listener wrote to me about a colleague who microwaves fish. Not at lunch. At eleven in the morning. Every day. Ikan masak lemak, the whole floor knows it, and he comes out of the pantry smiling like a man with no enemies. There is now a group chat about him with 23 members and he is not in it. We will go through the chat. Then Tapau Court, where a couple cannot agree whether nasi lemak is breakfast or an all-day right, and I will be fair, but I will be right. And at the end, I confess something I did in a lift in Mont Kiara in 2021. Eat before this one. You are listening on Witspeak Podcasts!
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